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adam
@childbearer
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My parents bought an AR 15 to defend their rural missouri home from antifa but little do they know antifa has ALREADY INVADED THEIR HOME and is in their fridge eating all their shredded mozzarella at 2 am- Just met a dude @ the indie gig wearing a joy division shirt but it said PEE IS STORED -_-_-_-^-_-_-_- -_-_-_-^-_-_-_- -_-_-_-^-_-_-_- -_-_-_-^-_-_-_- IN THE BALLS
- u can tweet whatever u want about the amish because they can’t find out about it without going to hell
- Under president Bernard Sanders: -Medical Bills will not bankrupt you -Student Loans will not bankrupt you -The billionaire class will cease to exist -Holy shit i’m gonna cum #HotBoysForBernie
- Who looks at a baby and thinks uh yeah I'll name this fuckin thing randy
- Replying to @childbearerthehyv.shop/products/pee-i… here it is and before you ask I already ordered one
- since everyone is asking in my dms, yes I am blocked by RL stine and it’s because when I was 16 I got super drunk and tweeted shit at him about his balls and stuff for like an hour
- No but I am wassup
- how bout jawn wick and he’s from philly
- they’re saying “a group of fellas could never chill that hard” and thats where they’re wrong
