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- you need to stay the fuck off the roadI've been in 4 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell me God doesn't have a plan for me. 🙏
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- Replying to @Jani__Geehe knows she’s too good for him lol. that’s his coping mechanism
- the replies saying they can’t imagine being 35-40 chasing after a toddler are crazy lmao. you shouldn’t be that exhausted & worn out at that age, that’s still young af. ya gotta put down the hookah & hennessy margs & take care of yourselves.Having kids mid to late 30s sounds perfect actually 🌚
- Replying to @XXL1. i didn’t know he had a son, 2. i didn’t know they were the same height
- Replying to @kevoflickzlmaoooo he need to adopt me next, i’ll wear that weak ass flat top too 😭
- men go on a trip to Colombia & come back with herpes
- Replying to @3eyesisenoughlook like one of them was already pre cracked too, i see a crab boil for the whole block
- Replying to @maiyajambalayai never truly understood math until this very moment.
- “women cheat out of emotions” lmao no we don’t. some nggas rly just be finer with more money. no emotions necessary for that.
