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Henny Gesserit
@chezzaon
Life is long. People are better in real life. Production Accountant. I have a life, not a brand. All Philosophers welcomed. All philosophies considered.
Atlanta, GA
Born February 2, 1984
Joined September 2013
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    Henny Gesserit
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    Sep 19, 2025
    Finding my Esoteric group on Patreon now would be so clutch. I’m only ever accepting 800 people at $8 a month at any given time, and all esoteric coursework will be created and workshopped with the Seekers. When I sell these courses outside of the tier, they will be costly.
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    Henny Gesserit
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    Sep 5, 2020
    Replying to @bad_stronger
    I’m 36, didn’t have kids for a reason and will be getting my coffee at the correlating time to which I stood in the line. Moms really be hating women with no kids.
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    Henny Gesserit
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    Jun 28, 2021
    Replying to @GoldLabel__ @zayculture and @BreeGaloreGyal
    Y’all stay wit a “lets keep the bar low for human decency” takes.
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    Henny Gesserit
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    Oct 29, 2022
    Great callback from earlier in the week Twitter 😂
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    Henny Gesserit
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    Oct 8, 2022
    Replying to @shaTIRED and @Aliv504
    00:00
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    Henny Gesserit
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    Jun 21, 2024
    Replying to @rachelmillman
    Im so annoyed, did they not think to let her know someway to stay where she is because there is a fuccn bear in the kitchen?
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    Henny Gesserit
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    May 6, 2021
    Replying to @MarsinCharge and @IWriteAllDay_
    “Late bloomers” when it comes to self exploration and development because of pre-mature development in handling trauma.
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    Henny Gesserit
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    Dec 10, 2022
    Replying to @BigDrecoWMW
    The person screaming from behind the camera is the horniest one.
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    Henny Gesserit
    @chezzaon
    Jun 22, 2021
    Replying to @RoseyRedd5
    Why ya kids interested in engagement jewelry?
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    Henny Gesserit
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    Oct 15, 2022
    Replying to @fishontherun2 and @deray
    Will this be the motivation to aggressively start working on climate solutions? Sheer spite?
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    Henny Gesserit
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    Jun 5, 2021
    Replying to @rieslingbeauty
    When you find out she had the reach out to him first cuz its Bumble. This is what im saying about this new batch of adults. Be hella misguided in that social media angst. Girl, just unmatch and go. But naw cuz you need something to tweet.
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    Henny Gesserit
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    May 13, 2023
    Replying to @bespoKENErd
    Duolingo better bully these folks into loving partnerships 😂 babygirl been on that streak.
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    Henny Gesserit
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    Nov 25, 2022
    I feel like we go through several awkward phases. I’m in the midst of a second awkward phase at 38. But feeling like im healthier after a cpl years recovery from long covid symptoms and i have a more secure body image and looking forward to my 40s.
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    Henny Gesserit
    @chezzaon
    Aug 8, 2021
    Replying to @msyappattack and @sosaisbacc
    Ida been like “ok we can really change the subject since you don’t wanna talk about it no more.”