Replying to @benegotherit
ceo of starbucks praying they didn't fuck up his order
chests
39.4K posts
- Replying to @asteriaofnightif he'd said "now i get to rape you and you have to have my baby, lol jk jk i am pro choice" would the wife have been cool with that. because it's no different
- Replying to @filmsbygaysthe conversion therapy people like "let's have all the gays come to the same place what could go wrong"
- Replying to @driedgosaritall girl trying to swerve short girl not looking where tf she's going
- some people so afraid to be vulnerable they become absurdly vulnerable
- Replying to @GoodPoliticGuythere's a few bad apples but nobody talks about the 0.3% that are good apples
- Replying to @desusniceif you type x in google and it suggests xiaohongshu before x 💀
- Replying to @coalbonesi zoomed in to look at the red dude in the mirror, and then scrolled right and only then did i see the face making eye contact, like a jumpscare. i wouldn't say i jumped but i definitely inhaled sharply
- Replying to @parkenharbor"dad, why is my sister called ranni" "she's named after your mom's favourite elden ring ending" "oh. thanks, dad!" "no problem, dung-eater"
- Replying to @theserfstvi don't think this "women are dogs" analogy has legs
