No, we don’t have any of the recalled Dr. Seuss books and why are you suddenly trying to buy them now that you found out they have racist imagery, you weirdos.
*Phone rings*
Me: Capitol Hill Books
Angry guy: Yeah, I don’t like what you’re doing w this stimulus bill.
Me: Sir, you’ve called a bookstore.
AG: This is Capitol Hill, isn’t it!!!
Me: Capitol Hill is a neighborhood.
AG: Well put me through to AOC!
Running a little behind because of the attempted coup in our neighborhood by a deranged fascist mob, but rest assured that we will get to your orders soon.
🚨🚨 Childless Cat Lady Special 🚨🚨
Any childless ladies who show us pictures of their cat at checkout this Saturday & Sunday get 10% off their in-store purchase.