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Charles Austin
@charlesraustin
Chicago, IL
Joined September 2010
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    🚨shitty men in media callout🚨 I know @lunch_enjoyer is some of y'alls fave but he coerced me into paying $4 to rent a movie I didn't want to see. The whole time, he had a free copy on Google Drive. I'm trying to move on but I need people to stream the song so I can recoup $4
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    It’s crazy that this bloated sack of shit looked like this only 2 years ago. He ruined Twitter but I’m glad it ruined him too
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    Every wedding should have an opening act where another less important couple gets married
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    Wow, Bob Dylan is 84. He should run for congress as a Democrat
    84 years β€” Happy birthday, Bob
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    Without Hitler it would be really hard to compare bad guys to stuff. Who's the 2nd most hated person in history. The Grinch? It's far too open ended.
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    sad to see this guy become corny, recently
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    Harvard doesn't usually admit people who don't know their ABCs but I guess your rich ass is lucky that money talks πŸ’…πŸ–•
    Yeah baby, Elmo’s so excited to be at @Harvard today!
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    Trump surrounded himself at his rallies with everyday Americans, coal miners, police officers, teachers, factory workers. Why only politicians and billionaires for the inauguration?
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    Homer Simpson at 30: -stable career -2 kids -owned a home millennials at 30: -$45K in debt -in polycule with D&D party -live in anarchist house with guy who thinks KFC is breeding boneless chickens Homer is often thought a fool but perhaps millennials could learn from him πŸ€”πŸ€”
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    Employees should have to take their boss’s last name
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    The first Sabbath album is important as a reminder that in 1970 the heaviest music ever made still had harmonica on it
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    People forget that Jar Jar Binks was a fucking senator. Not that different from Alabama electing Tommy Tuberville.
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    This is the most dangerous man on the planet
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    The Rosa Parks story gets more complicated when we acknowledge that the white man who wanted her seat was suffering from ADHD and anxiety