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Charles Austin
@charlesraustin
@E1podcast // @PrettyDimWonder // @FortuneKit00
Chicago, IL
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    Charles Austin
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    Jun 5
    🚨shitty men in media callout🚨 I know @lunch_enjoyer is some of y'alls fave but he coerced me into paying $4 to rent a movie I didn't want to see. The whole time, he had a free copy on Google Drive. I'm trying to move on but I need people to stream the song so I can recoup $4
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    Charles Austin
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    Oct 20, 2024
    It’s crazy that this bloated sack of shit looked like this only 2 years ago. He ruined Twitter but I’m glad it ruined him too
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    Charles Austin
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    Jun 18, 2022
    Every wedding should have an opening act where another less important couple gets married
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    Charles Austin
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    May 24, 2025
    Wow, Bob Dylan is 84. He should run for congress as a Democrat
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    Jokermen
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    May 24, 2025
    84 years — Happy birthday, Bob
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    Charles Austin
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    Oct 11, 2022
    Without Hitler it would be really hard to compare bad guys to stuff. Who's the 2nd most hated person in history. The Grinch? It's far too open ended.
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    Charles Austin
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    Jun 21, 2021
    sad to see this guy become corny, recently
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    Charles Austin
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    Apr 27, 2021
    Harvard doesn't usually admit people who don't know their ABCs but I guess your rich ass is lucky that money talks 💅🖕
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    Elmo
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    Oct 2, 2019
    Yeah baby, Elmo’s so excited to be at @Harvard today!
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    Charles Austin
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    Jan 20, 2025
    That was the Village People
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    Lee Fang
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    Jan 20, 2025
    Trump surrounded himself at his rallies with everyday Americans, coal miners, police officers, teachers, factory workers. Why only politicians and billionaires for the inauguration?
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    Charles Austin
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    Jan 2, 2020
    Homer Simpson at 30: -stable career -2 kids -owned a home millennials at 30: -$45K in debt -in polycule with D&D party -live in anarchist house with guy who thinks KFC is breeding boneless chickens Homer is often thought a fool but perhaps millennials could learn from him 🤔🤔
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    Charles Austin
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    May 26, 2025
    Employees should have to take their boss’s last name
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    Charles Austin
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    Jul 9, 2025
    The first Sabbath album is important as a reminder that in 1970 the heaviest music ever made still had harmonica on it
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    Charles Austin
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    Mar 31, 2025
    People forget that Jar Jar Binks was a fucking senator. Not that different from Alabama electing Tommy Tuberville.
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    Charles Austin
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    May 1, 2025
    This is the most dangerous man on the planet
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    Charles Austin
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    Jul 15, 2021
    The Rosa Parks story gets more complicated when we acknowledge that the white man who wanted her seat was suffering from ADHD and anxiety