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charles r. davis

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charles r. davis

@charizardavis

stay-at-home son. loving uncle to three beautiful cats. all around chill hang. he/him

Burbank, CA

Joined January 2011

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charles r. davis
@charizardavis
Apr 4
hiiiiii it's me! a classic centrist liberal! i'm here to log on and remind you again i have no vision for a better future! everyone who hates me is actually stupid, and the more i tell them that, the better i feel! this is working! i am the good guy?
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charles r. davis
@charizardavis
Sep 12, 2024
my therapist gave me this and said, "that's you"
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charles r. davis
@charizardavis
Apr 8, 2025
practicing a little dutch for my trip to amsterdam and there is no way this language is real
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charles r. davis
@charizardavis
Jul 16, 2024
just put in my notice at work and my boss was like, "oh, so do you have another job lined up?" and i said, "no. i just don't want to work here anymore." and reader, when i tell you how loud the silence was after that....
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charles r. davis
@charizardavis
Aug 8, 2024
walz's couch joke is actually genius because to offline normies it just sounds like he's calling vance lazy, but in order for conservatives to explain what it *actually* means, they have to give so much insane context that they come off as unhinged
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charles r. davis
@charizardavis
Jun 19, 2024
why did we replace harmless white lies with therapy talk? i don't need an essay about how you're setting boundaries so you can't make it tonight, just say your stomach hurts
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charles r. davis
@charizardavis
Jun 28, 2024
this is going to ruin the tour
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charles r. davis
@charizardavis
Mar 5, 2025
i don't think this happened because you know the gay guy who did this would NEVER stop talking about it
Pop Base
@PopBase
Mar 5, 2025
Armie Hammer reveals he tried hooking up with a man through Grindr because 'gay dudes have it so easy’ and ‘women are the worst’: “I tried hooking up with a dude one time. It was hilarious... Because I was like, you know what? Like, women are the worst. Gay dudes seem to have it
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charles r. davis
@charizardavis
Feb 21, 2025
luigi mangione looking right down the barrel of the camera to look at you, the viewer, right in the eye
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charles r. davis
@charizardavis
May 6, 2025
n x d
@nxd1979
May 6, 2025
I can fix him
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charles r. davis
@charizardavis
May 30, 2024
Meryl Streep and Grimace have been paired for Variety's Actors on Actors.
Film Updates
@FilmUpdates
May 29, 2024
Chloe Sevigny and Kim Kardashian have been paired for Variety’s Actors On Actors.
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charles r. davis
@charizardavis
Jun 9, 2024
my lesbian friend who's stuck on pride float with a dozen gay men:
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charles r. davis
@charizardavis
Oct 29, 2025
american foreign policy:
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Acyn
@Acyn
Oct 29, 2025
South Korean President Lee Jae Myung: To honor your achievements… we present to you this medal… President Trump: Thank you very much. Wow. That is beautiful. I would like to wear it right now.
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charles r. davis
@charizardavis
Aug 9, 2024
oh he's the type to say "i'm almost there" and then he blocks you on grindr
Pop Base
@PopBase
Aug 9, 2024
Joaquin Phoenix has dropped out of a gay romance movie five days before filming was set to begin, with a source telling Variety that he got “cold feet.” Sources tell Variety that his role cannot be recast, the crew is now out of work, and losses could exceed seven figures.
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