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Chapin
@Chapinc
My tweets have been featured in 7-Eleven stores nationwide and InTouch magazine.
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Joined April 2008
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    BREAKING: Las Vegas police have made an arrest in the 1996 drive-by shooting of hip-hop icon Tupac Shakur, AP sources say.
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    This week's Modern Love isn't my favorite.
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    too subtle, feel like the brand is getting lost here
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    Mark J. Burns
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    I served on a grand jury for a month in NY state. We indicted EVERYONE. All you're told to look for is enough to seek deeper inquiry. Wow.
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    Holy shit RUN!!!!!
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    This sequence of words
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    "Fuck around and find out" is just "test and learn" with more conviction
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    I don’t have a working fireplace so instead of a roaring fire I’ve opened USPS tracking and am watching my package sit in an Iowa distribution center.
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    So we just keep posting stuff until we die?
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    Child poverty spiked by 41 percent in January after Biden benefit program expired, study finds wapo.st/33ttpxi
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    Congratulations on inventing the concept of toys
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    Sorry I haven't tweeted much lately. I'm happy.
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    It's about to be Their Pillow.
    The My Pillow CEO responds and tells @UrsulaPerano @axios : "I want Dominion to put up their lawsuit because we have 100% evidence that China and other countries used their machines to steal the election." axios.com/dominion-mike-…
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    It hasn't worked for ad agencies
    Can blood from young people slow aging? Silicon Valley has bet billions it will. Biotech startups are trying to hack the process of aging and, in the process, stave off the most devastating diseases. newsweek.com/2021/04/16/can…
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