People who fall asleep right away freak me out. Don’t u bitches have thoughts ????
chao
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- How are u embarrassed to wear a mask when u wore pajama pants and uggs/flip flops combo to school every day
- Sorry I didn't text u back I was pretending I didn't see it and I ended up actually forgetting
- I saw a Tik Tok of a guy saying “for as much as we use our phones, it’s weird that they aren’t in any of our dreams” and I can’t fucking stop thinking about it
- Every time u yawn in October, a ghost put his dick in ur mouth
- Pornhub just single-handedly treated me better than anyone in my whole entire life
- Someone: are u ok?? Me with fucked up hair, acne acting up, haven't had water in 5 days, stress level 500, crying in my car in a random parking lot: ya I'm good!!!! 💕💘💞😊💞💖💕💘😊😊😂💕💞💕💕💕😂😂😂💞💞💞☺️💖💘💖😊 don't worry!!!!
- Me: I hate myself and I wish my mom swallowed me Someone: r u okay Me: yeah!!!! They're just song lyrics 💕💕💓💘🤗🤗💘💖💖💞💞💗💗💞💖💖💕
- Me when someone tells me the world doesn’t revolve around me:
- If my boyfriend doesn't try to conjure me up from the dead then he was never my boyfriend
- Before and after crying for 4 hours straight
- SEXY PEOPLE SIGN PETITIONS 😍😋😋😍😍💕⭐️⭐️💕😍😍😋😋💕💕💕😍😍⭐️⭐️💕😍💕😋😋😋😋😋 IF YOU SIGNED A PETITION TODAY, YOU’RE SEXY 😍💕💕💕😍😍💕💕😋😋😋💕💕⭐️⭐️💕💕⭐️💕😋😋😋💕💕😍😍 IF NOT, YOU’RE UGLY 🤮🤮💔💔🤮🤭🤭🤮🤢🤢💔💔🤢🤢🤮💔💔🤮🤢😖😖🤭🤭😖💔🤢🤢🤮🤢😖🤭🤭💔
