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hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it
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- sorry i said big mood while you were having a severe allergic reaction to peanuts
- absolutely I’m DTF Doing Terrible Financially
- I'm a psychologist. I've administered this test (the MOCA) hundreds, if not thousands of times. Let me tell you, bragging about acing this test is the equivalent of bragging that you tied your own shoes this morning.Replying to @atrupar"I took the [cognitive] test too, when I heard you passed it. It's not the hardest test. It shows a picture and it says, 'what's that,' and it's an elephant." -- Chris Wallace pushes back on Trump hyping the cognitive test he passed at Walter Reed
00:00 - TRUMP: i grab women by the pussy A DOZEN WOMEN: yeah that's true he did it to me TRUMP: this is a global conspiracy
- chipotle employee: white or brown rice frank underwood: (to camera) the rice is irrelevant. but for now i'll play his game.
- sorry can't come out tonight i gotta sit alone in front of a muted tv opening and closing the same 4 social media apps until 3am
- Me: hi Person who just got back from Europe: It was life changing. thank you for asking
- hello 9-1-1? my girlfriend's been kidnapped "stay calm sir, what's ur girlfriend's name" oh she goes to another school u wouldn't know her
- [slowly rises from trashcan while 2 friends are making plans without me] i am also free that day.
- My date: : Stop. Please stop saying that. i can't take it anymore. It doesn't even make sense Me: mood.
- in just a few short decades there will be grandpas named Chad
