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ch.
@ch
no, you can’t buy it.
Joined July 2006
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    I’m tired of dancing here all by myself.
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    I made this for you. Please feel free to make more and share. #IAmAPreexistingCondition
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    I’m finally at the end of #GoodOmens and the fact that @neilhimself squeezed a Tori Amos quote into this episode so effortlessly made me shriek out loud. #ibelieveinpeacebitch
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    Replying to @JortsTheCat
    Everybody: “🎶 No we didn’t! 🎶”
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    My friend was on @Jeopardy tonight and her final Jeopardy! answer was the name of her cat, because why not. Here is said cat, Mavery Jorbles. 😻
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    Replying to @anarchopupgirl
    Oh yeah, it’s a thing. He smartly separated the cute, digestible comics from his other profile where he’s openly religious.
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    Replying to @ch
    (Which sounds creepier than I intended it, I now realize.)
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    Hey @darth is this too many potatoes? Because I think I bought too many potatoes.
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    One of mine is knowing when a beauty product has gone “off” or rancid. People are really hanging into old creams, lotions and oils and I can smell it on them. 🤭
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    Replying to @GlennonDoyle
    @FlavorFlav is having a bronze clock necklace made and we’re signing up for shifts in L.A. to protect that medal at all costs. 🦅 Oh and US Gymnastics now has video evidence that the challenge was raised at 47 seconds, not 1 min and 4 seconds. 🤸🏆🥉
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    You in danger, girl.
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    Replying to @brokeymcpoverty
    It looks like each line of text was picked out of a hat and arranged on a shirt.
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    I know him via the fact that he’s Babyface. 🤷‍♀️
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    This was a good night for potatoes.