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Christopher Hooks
@cd_hooks
Journalist. Let me explain something to you, Walsh. This business requires a certain amount of finesse. [email protected]
NYC/Austin
Joined August 2011
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    Replying to @cd_hooks
    From Texas Monthly's February issue:
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    “white boy summer” was an early rejected name for the great gatsby
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    Three tons of coal was burned to generate this
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    Just talked to a pharmacist in the panhandle who’s currently watching 30 doses of the vaccine go bad because they can’t find enough “eligible” recipients. We had a year to figure this out
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    historians are gonna be baffled that a country this stupid landed on the moon x.com/ARmastrangelo/…
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    AMERICAN WHO BECOMES MORE PHYSICALLY ACTIVE WHILE TRAVELING: hey, I think the donuts at home are tainted
    So, I’ve been eating this for breakfast every morning in Italy for about nine days and I’ve lost 3 pounds. The food in America is just poison.
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    Texas, meet your king. Your gentle, titty-loving king.
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    hey man, nice plan… for a clown to have. idiot
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    It’s been two years and one week and the boys are still debating what happened to me on this night
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    Had to get my car towed. Driver told me that his 26-year-long wife, who he’d known since high school, died in the cold during the 2021 winter blackout. Im never going to stop being angry about that week, and the lack of accountability that followed
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    Some 150-200 people at a BLM rally in Vidor, an East Texas town that’s infamously associated with racism and the Klan
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    Am I wrong or didn’t “doxing” used to mean dumping a person’s address, phone number, job, family members, contact info of close relations, ssn, etc. on the internet? When did it become “here is this person’s name?”
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    Being an American is a kind of brain damage, I think
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    Can’t believe that we invented an entirely new class of vaccine and got it to market in under a year after billions of dollars and superhuman scientific effort and we’re doing a third wave anyway