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My brothers gf keeps bragging about how he spends more time with her than with me but like ok bitch who fucks him better?
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the things i do for love
Not right now kitten the walls are closing in on daddy.- why is everyone suddenly pretending to be stupid???
ah yes. the obvious musical accompaniment for an 18th century period piece - im sorry i love you guys but i cannot participate in the campaign to rehabilitate tom cruise's reputation. i get that he is an old man who does his own stunts but he's also a cultist who has enabled decades of abuse, harassment, and extortion so idk the vibes ain't vibing
- you will not believe who they're talking about.Replying to @fartlord98 and @PerseusJackssnAge gap was gross, he waits for her 18th birthday before kissing her, also flirts with her as a 17 year old while he’s in his 20s. & the experience gap. She knows nothing, he takes advantage of that. He talks like she’s much younger- gives advice about being a teenager
- looking for fic before ao3 is the fandom equivalent of eating dirt to boost your immune system. nothing can hurt me, i grew up before tagging.
- people used to put porn on their dinner plates there is never going to be a time when porn does not exist
there’s no “normal amount of porn” porn shouldn’t exist - Replying to @DankArthousei’m glad to hear it, but if it makes you feel better, i was dunking on the person who replied to you more than you. it was the irony of complaining about the ads on wattpad to someone complaining about people donating to ao3, which is what makes ao3 ad-free that really got me.
- aemond looking like a damn cartoon villain and halaena just innocently clapping along with his evil speech I LOVE THEM
- this is so delicious because you can see how jealous lochlan gets when saxon says piper is his 'little sister' and that he cares about her. little bro thought what they had was special 🫠🫠🫠
00:00 - once again, the pr agency is called The Agency Group and is owned by Melissa Nathan. There is almost nothing about Melissa Nathan online to protect her from the consequences of her greed and soullessness. But her name is Melissa Nathan of the Agency Group. Melissa Nathan.all victims of the same pr team
