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CAT MARNELL
@cat_marnell
Author of THE BORED AND THE BEAUTIFUL out February 2027 (@crownpublishing) and NYT bestseller HOW TO MURDER YOUR LIFE. BEAUTYSHAMBLES on PATREON & SUBSTACK.
Downtown Manhattan
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    CAT MARNELL
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    Aug 3, 2024
    A JUNGLE-THEMED and international installment of my important retrospective, REHABS I HAVE KNOWN, documenting treatment centers I visited throughout 25 years of rapacious pill-popping and vertiginous hurly-burly. SUBSTACK: open.substack.com/pub/catmarnell… PATREON: patreon.com/posts/10886795…
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    CAT MARNELL
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    Jan 2, 2025
    I think books are super popular again because people are really really hitting their self-disgust limit with internet trash consumption. Once you get hooked on the process of reading (Kindle helps) you realize you can still relax and escape while getting smarter not dumber
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    CAT MARNELL
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    Sep 19, 2020
    its not my fault that ruth Bader ginsburg died while I was at an orgy and now I appear insensitive
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    CAT MARNELL
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    May 4, 2020
    scott disick was very rude to me once .. all the elder kardashians and adjacents were very defensive 8 years ago because no one respected them ... i was trying to be nice ... this was at annie lebowitz's crib when she was renting it out for parties to save herself from bankruptcy
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    Sep 2, 2024
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    Pop Core
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    Aug 26, 2024
    What's the best anyone's ever served in a Getty Image?
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    CAT MARNELL
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    Nov 8, 2020
    I’m the hunter Biden of my family and I’m doing great !!
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    CAT MARNELL
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    Oct 24, 2019
    I don’t want to be at your cookout; I don’t even eat
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    CAT MARNELL
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    Apr 1, 2020
    im gonna write the reverse ' eat pray love ' where the more you travel the more isolated weird and dead inside you get
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    CAT MARNELL
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    Mar 3, 2025
    I always understood Timothee dating Kylie bc like most guys who grew up in nyc he overtly copies black guys
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    CAT MARNELL
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    Sep 21, 2019
    You’ll be fine I’ve had the same piece of broken glass in my foot since 2007 and I’m a New York Times bestselling author
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    CAT MARNELL
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    Feb 18, 2019
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    CAT MARNELL
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    Dec 28, 2022
    30 days clean and sober today :)
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    CAT MARNELL
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    May 21, 2023
    Replying to @nesplease
    what a nasty tweet. shes like 16 in the tube top pic. people style themselves differently. nothing to do w kanye. and she had a baby, that's not natural enough for you?
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    CAT MARNELL
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    Jan 26, 2022
    i dont meant to brag but it's been yet another VICTORIOUS NON-DRUG ADDICTED DAY