Pinned
going to the eye doctor just to see the beautiful art they have in the machines. red barn is my favorite
Cat Elgarrista
6,791 posts
Cat Elgarrista
@cat_elg
beautiful curious mind. costume designer iatse local 892
- goldilocks was so stupid for not wanting to sleep in a bed too big for her. oh nooo i’m tooo comfy!! shut up
- skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. that’s the toddler injury
- bad time for people who always have a little bit of a sore throat and a headache
- no offense but if my friend was pushing me non stop to eat green eggs and ham i’d kick his fucking ass
- “why should the homeless get free housing when i have to pay such high rent for mine??” it’s almost as if... we all have the same problem... you little bitch
- if hot showers aren’t good for you then why do i emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby
- we need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous
- the “can i swim in this game?” to “oh i drowned” pipeline
- man… mondays suck and lasagna rocks… that big ass cat had it so right
- birth certificate is so crazy..hello baby welcome to the world here is some paperwork
- feeding your friends cat when they’re out of town feels like hanging with a guy you never hang out with alone and you’re not really sure what to talk about without your mutual friend there. so ummm you like wet food? that’s cool that’s cool
- *takes a long drag of a cigarette* yeah, i know the muffin man
