If my future husband doesn’t let my best friend know so we can do this shit before he proposes you’re doing it wrong
cass
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- My boyfriend was in a horrid mood i bought him chick fil a, beer, and let him touch my boob & he’s good as new. That’s all it takes ladies
- If we’re dating i wanna hear alllll about your past and get to understand why you are the way you are. No conversations off limitsif we’re dating, i don’t wanna HEAR about your ex, i don’t wanna KNOW about your ex, i don’t wanna TALK about your ex, NOTHINNNGGG about your mf ex. that’s the tweet, that’s it.
- My boyfriend just viewed my story and didn’t tell me i looked pretty??? What is this???
- Him telling me I've had enough to drink instead of cheering me on in the Mexican restaurant to chug my 3rd marg
- This isn’t funny, stupid bitch.
- What u mean growing up ? They're Rolly pollies and will always be rolly pollies
- Why does it seem like people with no job have the most fun like who is paying for that
- Bf: is that my shirt Me: it used to be
- Small boobies big booty is where it’s at honestly
- It is WILD to me you can be talking about marriage and a family with someone and a month later you’re strangers.
- Do you ever look at yourself from a certain angle and wonder how anyone has ever found you even remotely attractive lol
- Could eat my weight in asparagus
