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Caroline
@carolinekwan
cultural commentator on twitch ✨Business email: [email protected]
- Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the
- FUCK YOU FOR MAKING US HAVE TO DEFEND FALLONDonald Trump calls for Jimmy Fallon and Seth Meyers to also be pulled off the air following Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert. “Do it NBC!!!”
- the richest man in the world is also the biggest loser in the world
- In America, if you criticize Israel they will charge you with terrorism
01:43BREAKING: The US Justice Department is examining whether student protests at Columbia University over the genocide in Gaza violated federal terrorism laws, Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche said today. Blanche’s department previously said the investigation is also looking - I do think it’s a sign of stupidity if you are a person who sees this and is like hell yeah that’s awesomeRod Stewart pays tribute to Ozzy Osbourne during concert by displaying AI-generated visuals of Ozzy taking selfies with dead celebrities in heaven.
- do u think he’s the English teacher
🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announce they are engaged: “Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨” - There is no satire that can overplay the absurd deranged reality we live inNOW - U.S. Democrat and Republican lawmakers serenaded with "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" at the "50 States, One Israel" delegation in Israel.
00:00 - You know the platt family group chat is poppingggggg off right now
- “No songs in English should not be allowed” this racist idiot can’t even correctly construct her racism while speaking EnglishFormer racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner: “No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
- in conclusion, free palestine
- Fuck the LAPD, and fuck law enforcement’s use of animals as copaganda and as weapons to brutalize human beings. Horses are naturally skittish; their instinct is to flee, not to “attack.” Their limbs are fragile, meaning they can shatter when being forced to stomp a human body.You touch an LAPD horse you are goin down.
- These frat boys grand daddies must be so proud
00:50A white Ole Miss frat boy dances like a monkey and makes monkey noises near a Black woman who was protesting for Palestine. Is this heart warming? (Video: @StaceyJSpiehler) - straight people are safe in Gaza because the bombs are set to “gay only”Bill Maher Says Chappell Roan Would Be Thrown "Straight Off A Roof" In Gaza Following Singer's Support For Palestine deadline.com/2024/10/bill-m…
