actors who look insanely hot in one role where they’re styled nothing like their normal self and then they never do that look again are so fascinating to me like it’s so bold to know your own best look and actively choose not to do that
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“neither law, nor love, nor league of hell” —— tolkien, talmud, and the gothic ✵ priv @halenthir ✵ alt: @carnistirs ✵ icon by @irithyllians
- sexyback by justin timberlake is such a funny song because the lyrics are like i’m such a badass i can take anyone’s girl because i have something other guys don’t: i’m submissive and a masochist
- it really must’ve been wild promoting a movie called “the two towers” in 2002
- literally nothing funnier and more wholesome to me than videos where they’re exploring the sea and they see something rare because a lot of the time it’s like some regular degular looking fish: 👁️👄👁️ the scientists on the audio: OH FUCK YES OH MY GOD THERE HE IS
- how can you not love fantasy it’s a genre where authors design entire universes so their kinks will happen. they’re always on some shit like “well, it’s just the culture of twinkland for nubile young he/him maidens to lose their virginity in a public festival what can i say”
- rule number one of book club is never trust someone online when they tell you a romance novel is “REALLY spicy” unless they have an archiveofourown account
- parasocial relationships with celebrities can for sure be alarming but it confuses me significantly more when people appear to have parasocial relationships with people who aren’t even celebrities or influencers or anything they just have some twitter or tumblr followers
- i just saw someone comment on a ship thing “ummmm didn’t they like try to kill each other 🤨” like girl. have some respect for the inherent eroticism of attempted murder
- fascinates me on a regular basis how many takes about fiction are just “i hate when stories have some kind of conflict occur that is the source of the plot. the conflict could have been avoided if every character was omniscient, rational, and morally perfect”
- i don’t hate when historical fiction characters are feminists, i hate when they’re 2023 feminists in a way that makes no sense in their context. like babe why are you worrying about whether skirts are restrictive when you cease to legally exist as an individual upon marriage
- that guy who ratios conservatives by just expertly explaining how the suits they’re bragging about fit like shit and are poorly made but also provides kind and helpful advice about menswear to anyone asking is what tolkien intended to get across when he wrote gandalf
- it’s simply so sexy when devotion becomes ruthlessness. when “i would do anything for you” is taken to its furthest extreme and a character has become utterly amoral in their unbending loyalty
- the sluttiest thing a man can do is go insane with grief and rage
- media literacy is when you can read a book with no gay sex in it but nonetheless understand that there was gay sex in it