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Mums used to say "Funga mdomo ukikula" and I just realized this applies even in life.
MORAN! ™ 🦅🇰🇪
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MORAN! ™ 🦅🇰🇪
@caphyke
MORAN WITH SOME POWERS/EMO TRAP SINGER/RADIO PRESENTER / ACTOR /MOTIVATOR AND REALIST.🇰🇪
BARIDI HIZI ANGA ILA BADO THERE IS A HOT ME /AOB: I like mine thick🏆
kejani
Joined April 2021
- Imagine your wife scheduling intimacy like salary payments. my boda guy is telling me how he is living that life. Damn
- Me Arriving pale Coast thinking Cyclone Hidaya ni dem wa pale Bamburi
00:00 - Hitting my luhya babe with "Niko mkutanoni" When I'm in a X space>>>
- Unafall in love na njeri wa nairobi anapiga simu nyumbani ati amepata kazi.. 😂💔
- Bro I was literally escaping to South Sudan through Kapedo juu ya pregnancy scare. 2020 ilikua movie bana💀
- Why do landlords think WI-FI is luxury and not a basic need?
- Kenyans don’t go to therapy, they just tweet 'life is hard' and log out.
- My womanzz just sent me money out of nowhere, nikampigia kuuliza what’s the occasion, only for her to say ‘Happy Birthday babe’.I had even forgotten it’s my own birthday bana😂
- When you feel sharp pain in your chest and think it's finally happening <<<
- Another morning to remind you that am handsome and very single thenks 😊😂
- Rappers will have 100 homies on stage while performing a song called "Trust no one"
