FACT: If youβre bad at fighting games, it means your worth as a person is less and once people find out how bad you are theyβll stop being friends with you
βAre you ready for your guilty gear lessons?β
*zando gulps*
*leffen gasps for air*
*slash nods nervously*
*tatuma sighs*
βYes, LegacyOfKaiserβ they all say in unison
SEVEN FEATURES OF ALL ABA PLAYERS:
- RANCID SMELL
- UNPLEASANT SOUNDING VOICE
- GARBAGE TASTE
- UNEMPLOYED
- HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES
- GENERAL LACK OF INTELLIGENCE
- RECEDING HAIRLINE (IF THEY ARE NOT BALD)
IF YOU NOTICE THESE TRAITS, YOUβRE TALKING TO AN ABA PLAYER