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jimmy john's purgatory: room with unreachable subs hang from ceiling by string, repeated chants of "FREE SMELLS" in a rapidly dropping pitch
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@canalststation
Born December 11, 1994
Joined August 2007
- SORRY IM SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! FUCK!IM SHIT IM SUCH SHIT WHY WIULD YOU EVEN KEEPTALKING TO ME IMSO AWFUL FUC KK IMSORRYI M CRYIBG IMSORRY IM SUCH A FUCKUP ILL LEAVEVYOUR LIFEFOREVER IFBYOU WANT FUCKSHbbbb!!!!!!!!!!
- in my most recent job interview my interviewer goes “so i saw something i wanted to talk to you about....” and paused for a long time and my stomach dropped and i really believed in that moment that she found my tweets about wanting to fuck the duolingo owl
- Replying to @canalststationalright but it would be a disservice to not show y’all how good the lighting is in the morning
- don’t trust people who think they are too good for marshall’s and tj maxx. they are wrong and boring and pay $17 for salads
- Replying to @canalststationto be clear the owners of mood ring have always seemed like really cool people and it is not their fault that their bar attracts freaks who throw pint glasses at me
- 🥬🥬🥬 🥬……..🥬 🥬🥬🥬 🥬……..🥬 🥬🥬🥬 …🥬🥬 🥬……🥬 🥬……🥬 🥬……🥬 …🥬🥬 🥬……🥬 🥬…🥬 🥬🥬 🥬…🥬 🥬……🥬 ……🥬🥬 …🥬 🥬 …🥬 ……🥬🥬 🥬……🥬 🥬……🥬 🥬🥬🥬 🥬……🥬 🥬……🥬 …🥬🥬 🥬……🥬 🥬……🥬 🥬……🥬 …🥬🥬 🥬……🥬 …🥬🥬 ……🥬 ……🥬 ……🥬
- Replying to @canalststationa four minute difference and no editing at all!!!! i’m in awe!!!!
