MA!NG! (@callmebrima) / X

MA!NG!

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MA!NG!

@callmebrima

During my one year university break, I joined seminary and quit after 8 months. (failed priest)

Nakuru, Kenya

Joined August 2024

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@callmebrima
Jul 25, 2025
I have two theories explaining why firstborns seem to be doing well in life. They are not always rich,the thing is,they just know how to survive without anything. They also tend to extend grace to their siblings, even when they are at rock bottoms.
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@callmebrima
Jul 11, 2025
Finance experts,why is it that Kenya has the strongest currency compared to Japanese Yen while in terms of development wametupiga 10 nil? On the other hand,Ghana currency yao imetushinda but ikikuja welfare hawatuoni. How does this work?
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@callmebrima
Jun 27, 2025
Jana around 10am I was having my first ever virtual interview and it started with the interviewer asking me to turn on the camera. Aliniuliza maswali sikuwa na majibu bruh. 7 minutes in, he told me to recite a poem since I wrote poetry as my hobby.
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@callmebrima
Jul 8, 2025
Ukiona company unafanyia kazi ina-struggle to pay your salary just know they’re about to close soon. Start polishing your CV.
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@callmebrima
Aug 8, 2025
Huku village guys are very serious with marriage and settling down. Even men who are as young as 23 yrs have wives and a minimum of 2 kids. Nairobi,a 35yr old man ni anasa, pombe, baby mamas na video games.
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@callmebrima
Jul 16, 2025
A month ago we boarded a plane from Kenya to Egypt which was about 6hrs but the return flight from Egypt to Kenya took approximately 2hrs 53mins. Is there a legit reason for this?
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@callmebrima
Jun 20, 2025
Btw time difference ya Kisumu na Mombasa hukuwa 20 minutes. For instance ukiwa Kisumu 11:17Am msee ako Mombasa itakuwa 11:37AM. Argue with proof!
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@callmebrima
Jul 1, 2025
Is he nonchalant ama he minds his business? I have this neighbor and all he does is smoke weed, go to work & laugh. You greet him, he starts laughing. You'll never hear loud music from his house. Never seen or heard a guest either. It's like he lives in his own realm.
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@callmebrima
Sep 3, 2025
If your neighbors steal your Wi-Fi, don’t change the password or bill them. Just inject ads on their device and earn affiliate money by using ARP spoofing tools to MITM traffic.
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@callmebrima
Jun 29, 2025
Nimekuwa house hunting na this guy told me that to view the house, I pay 1k and if I decide to take the house, I pay an agency fee of 6k. Kunaendanga hivi majamaa?
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@callmebrima
Jul 8, 2025
I tried astral projection today until I was interrupted by my roommate. She(roomy),had gone for breakfast,came back and prepared it until ikamhit sijatoka yoga. She said I was not responding to her for 30-40mins. Bruh, I was in a whole new universe with a new body.
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@callmebrima
Aug 25, 2025
Yesterday I only had Ksh 500 in my pocket. I went into a very expensive hotel made an order of the most expensive meal they had available with wine included. After the meals,drinks and champagne, my bill was Ksh 9370. I told the waiter I had no money...
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@callmebrima
Jun 19, 2025
I have an ask,why is it that KFC is for the poor in America and for the rich in Africa?
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@callmebrima
Jul 20, 2025
There's a book called "The Codex Gigas". It explains how magic works and you'll get to hear the devil's side of story. It is the world's largest preserved medieval manuscript. There are other 6 when you read them, romour has it you won't last for 6 months.
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