Never be sad on a weekend. Cry during business hours and get paid for your depression. Don’t let capitalism win.
Cali
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Cali
@calidaysay
I don’t open my DM’s. Frequent flyer, part-time muse, full-time main character. ✈️🎶 ♒️
- I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
- Every time I think I have a new hobby it turns out I just like to buy stuff.
- Daily reminder that you are the hot ex.
- The key to looking amazing is to mostly look awful so it's more of a surprise reveal.
- Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.
- I didn't lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.
- People love to underestimate the quiet observer. That’s their first mistake.
- Ghostface is the scariest killer because he wants to talk on the phone constantly.
- Stop remaking amazing movies. There is no Wonka other than this man. 🍬🍫🍭
- I can usually tell how people feel about me by totally making it up in my head.
- “My therapist told me I need to stop making up scenarios in my head, which is weird because I don’t have a therapist.”
- Cranberry vodka counts as a Thanksgiving side, right?