[1890s guy] I gotta stop looking at my candle before bed
Caleb Pitts
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Caleb Pitts
@calebpitts1997
Joined September 2015
- Two guys named Spike in the entire world. Both movie directors.
- Homeless guy: Caleb Pitts you will die on August 5th 2023 when a stray bullet flies through your bedroom window and into your neck. Me [headphones in]: sorry brotha nothin on me
- Im really in to cussing these days like for instance fuck
- If I was the queen I’d show everyone my boobs before I died
- My toilet probably thinks all I do is piss and shit
- “Ass vs. Boobs” I choose the life-creating vagina 😐
- Mom says no video games during Christmas dinner. That’s funny, I can think of another place that said no video games. Nazi Germany.
- Don’t tell my wife but I learned how to eat pussy from a Reddit comment
- Cancel culture is so fucked up. I just lost my job. Just because I was dog shit at it.
- all fish are “beta” to me. I have legs
