Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) / X

Caity Weaver

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Caity Weaver

@caityweaver

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Caity Weaver
@caityweaver
Apr 21
Even if you don’t care AT ALL about America’s best free restaurant bread, I urge you to pick up a print copy of @TheAtlantic’s May issue solely because the cover designed by Liz Hart is GORGEOUS and you will look good walking around holding it.
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Caity Weaver
@caityweaver
Jun 28, 2022
I paid a $900 fee for my mom’s local paper to publish her obituary and a photo taken by my dad. The NY Post reprinted both and placed ads on the page, which means I have effectively (unwillingly) paid $900 for the Post to make money off my mom’s obituary and a personal photo.
Caity Weaver
@caityweaver
Jan 17, 2019
HBO needs to set aside 30 minutes a week for Cardi B to yell at America about a topic of her choosing.
Caity Weaver
@caityweaver
Jun 22, 2022
Got the worst news I’ve ever gotten last week. My mom and I made each other cry laughing all the time. I hate to think about all the deals she’s going to miss out on. I hope she guides me to the best sales forever.
Caity Weaver
@caityweaver
Jun 28, 2022
Replying to @caityweaver
They also tagged the story “ENTERTAINMENT.” Thus far, my mother’s sudden death has proved neither entertaining nor profitable to me and my dad.
Caity Weaver
@caityweaver
May 17, 2020
I went to a struggling high school and often sense I’m missing a lot of foundational knowledge other people seem to have acquired around then. I always enjoy and appreciate @AOC’s Instagram content where she demystifies basic government procedural stuff for stragglers like me 😭
Caity Weaver
@caityweaver
Jun 28, 2022
Replying to @caityweaver
Please don’t give any money to anything via the random links at the bottom of my mom’s obituary! We didn’t ask for them to be put there (they show up automatically) and have no idea how they work. My mom would have called this a SCAM
Caity Weaver
@caityweaver
Jun 28, 2022
Replying to @caityweaver
LOL now the local paper — who I paid to print the obituary — has reaggregated the obit into a standalone story about it going viral. New story includes the lines “Dr. Weaver’s obituary includes links to plant trees and make donations in her honor.” WE HAD NO SAY IN THOSE LINKS!!!
Caity Weaver
@caityweaver
Jun 28, 2022
Replying to @caityweaver
My mom doesn’t need free advertising (due to being dead). But we do need money to take care of my dad!!!
Caity Weaver
@caityweaver
May 26, 2022
JESUS CHRIST “When her brother Angel, who is Amerie’s stepfather, learned from a fleeing child that a girl named Amerie had been shot inside, he ran to try and reach his daughter but was handcuffed by a local police officer” nytimes.com/live/2022/05/2…
Caity Weaver
@caityweaver
Feb 24, 2017
MARTHA THAT IS NOT A SCIENTIST
Martha Stewart
@MarthaStewart
Feb 24, 2017
I spent the day in the Everglades today with the Everglades Foundation scientists learning about water supply
Caity Weaver
@caityweaver
Jan 7, 2025
This account means the world to me. A gorgeous psychedelic archive of one of the most prominent yet ephemeral masterworks of early aughts American popular culture. If “kathie lee and hoda no context” does not captivate you, you ain’t livin right.
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Caity Weaver
@caityweaver
Jul 21, 2017
This video of Sean Spicer speaking English to the best of his ability still destroys me
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Caity Weaver
@caityweaver
Apr 21, 2017
Real talk, this looks like Reese was killed during the Hunger Games. Sorry to see her go, RIP, but excited to be one step closer to victory