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dr caitlin green (offense archaeologist)
@caitlinmoriah
linguist, pragmatics/discourse. 💖💜💙 author/contrib. editor @liberalcurrents. bean & bug’s mom. “so disgusting” -andrew sullivan. “wankery” -jane clare jones
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    dr caitlin green (offense archaeologist)
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    May 1, 2023
    Here’s a preprint of our chapter (in press!!) from the Oxford Collection on Inclusion in Linguistics: “Toward a Big Tent Linguistics: Inclusion and the Myth of the Lone Genius” written by @thai101 and me psyarxiv.com/n3hyg
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    dr caitlin green (offense archaeologist)
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    Jun 22, 2022
    the secret is a wife. it’s always a wife.
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    dr caitlin green (offense archaeologist)
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    Oct 4, 2023
    perfection
    Jenny Watson ® @dnalerinrehtron • 1d Terfs are punk. Queer poly people think they are punk because they have multicoloured hair. But, true punks are brave contrarians who are not scared to think against the grain. That my friend is PUNK. celia @_celia_bedelia_ 34m Go to a punk show. I dare you. Jenny Watson © @dnalerinrehtron I don't like punk music.
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    dr caitlin green (offense archaeologist)
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    May 22, 2022
    Opinion | I Was A Beloved Professor Who Regularly Propositioned My Students for Sex. Then The Woke Mob Came For Me.
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    dr caitlin green (offense archaeologist)
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    Jun 3, 2023
    having a grocery store near your home is basically the same thing as the berlin wall
    Sargon of Akkad tweets: 15 minute cities will go from "isn't that convenient?" to "why do you want to go anywhere else?" to "your permit does not allow you to leave zone 17" really, really quickly.
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    dr caitlin green (offense archaeologist)
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    Jul 24, 2022
    it’s been pointed out that when school comes back and a bunch of kids get monkeypox, there will be a wave of false reports and violence against daycare workers and teachers
    Marjorie Taylor Greene: if monkeypox is a sexually transmitted disease, why are kids getting it?
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    dr caitlin green (offense archaeologist)
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    May 23, 2022
    “don’t like chappelle’s transphobic material? don’t watch it” sure gets blown out of the water when he can just show up at a john mulaney show and fuck up your night
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    dr caitlin green (offense archaeologist)
    @caitlinmoriah
    Jun 14, 2022
    yeah i would probably go hide too if i had just incited a hate crime
    Libs of Tiktok last night: Update: After the events of the past 2 days I’ve decided to move to a safer location until things calm down. Thank you all for your kind words and support.
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    dr caitlin green (offense archaeologist)
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    Jun 10, 2022
    losing my mind at the idea that british women are exempt from white colonial feminism
    Jane Clare Jones, reacting to Jason Stanley pointing out white women’s complicity in lynching: I've never said this out loud, because its really uncomfortable. But the entire structure being leveraged against feminism (white middle class cis privileged bitches) is underpinned by the American image of the plantation mistress and I'm done with being held hostage by it. While white American women in the deep south were complying with the disgustingly racist society you created, my ancestors were working in cotton mills in the north and making supper for their miner husbands in Wales. Stop imposing your fucking fucked history on us.
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    dr caitlin green (offense archaeologist)
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    Nov 22, 2022
    every “this is the america they want” post is someone freaking out about a completely normal and okay thing but this one might be the best one yet
    Richard Hanania: Biden's granddaughter is three years older than her husband. This is the America that they want.
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    dr caitlin green (offense archaeologist)
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    Aug 27, 2023
    it’s the commitment to acting like they don’t understand day-to-day human interaction that just gets me
    Meghan Murphy, responding to someone saying it’s reasonable to call it “don’t say gay” because teachers can’t mention their spouse if they’re same sex: Why on earth would teachers be talking to their young students about the personal lives
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    dr caitlin green (offense archaeologist)
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    Jul 23, 2022
    “correctly identifying” ma’am it is a doodle
    @francesweetman There are people telling me - WITH A STRAIGHT FACE - that correctly identifying a male silhouette when compared to female ones is the same as the Nazi study of skulls.
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    dr caitlin green (offense archaeologist)
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    May 10, 2023
    watch as the point sails majestically over their heads
    JK Rowling: Logic a nine year old could demolish. A) dogs bark. B) This isn’t barking therefore C) this isn’t a dog. Commenter: nearly as good as their other classic “you sit on a horse so a horse is a chair” 🤡
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    dr caitlin green (offense archaeologist)
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    Jul 30, 2023
    libertarian A: fourteen words lol libertarian B: [tugging at collar, eyes bulging] oh jeez, uh, you do you!
    Libertarian party of NH: We must secure the existence of our people and a future for libertarian children Libertarian party of Georgia: Er, here in Georgia we want to secure the existence of all people, including children, with a future of freedom that allows people to choose. You do your thing for you, we’ll keep fighting for the freedom of all.
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