i finally quit drinking for good
now i drink for evil
rockstar
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- they should start a rumor that there’s a soap shortage so some of y’all can finally wash ur ass
- i know things aren't very fergalicious right now bro but hang in there
- “you’re so sensitive” thanks i was never fully allowed to express my emotions as a child because when i did i would get yelled at or made fun of
- drug abuse is when there’s 8 people smoking one blunt
- t pain's full name is tylenol painrelief
- no ur still cute just ripping the baggie inside out and licking it kinda surprised me
- dudes be asking where the bitches at but never look within themselves
- it’s easier to buy a bag of coke than it is a rapid covid test
- marijuana and coffee is my favorite breakfast combo, that might explain why ice mocha lotta weed
- i hate a "i've never seen harry potter" ass muggle
- we have 47 days until the sun sets after 7pm again and we get our sanity back
- you could approach literally any white girl and say “i’m sorry for how matt treated you” and she’d start crying
- only the hot sexy people are doing nothing for halloween