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- me: im so hungry horse: *nervously* how hungry
- australians have found this site man it really is overʎɐʍ pǝuoᴉɥsɐɟ plo ǝɥʇ ǝʞoɔ sǝʞɐɯ llᴉʇs ɹǝuᴉp plo ɹɐǝʎ ㄥ6
00:00 - When I was a child, my mother tried to train our dog with the same tactics she used to raise me. She'd say stuff like "I'm going to close this door if you don't come inside right now and you'll never see me again. If you care about me you're going to come inside". To our dog.
- pop rocks making borderline soft porn for a commercial in the early 2000s is truly incredible
00:00Readers added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added contextThis is a Funny or Die sketch. archive.org/details/funny_… - I wish white people couldn’t tan and instead just turned increasingly red without limit like thisBeautiful day… Don’t even care that I’m red
- theres genuinely nothing funnier to me than when non native english speakers run into our fucked up slang and are like “What the hell are you saying” when they put it into a translator
- asked the nonbinary in my french class their name and they said “hawk, and you?” in french and i couldnt keep a straight face
