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Just got called a "little butt baby" by a 6 yr old at the playground. Told him I had a PhD in theoretical physics. Didn't change his mind.
Brian Wecht
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Brian Wecht
@bwecht
Musician/Comedian/Theoretical Physicist. Kid band: @gobananagoband. Adult bands: @ninjasexparty @starbomb. Pod: @leightonnight. cameo.com/bwecht
- Tangled > Frozen sorry haters
- 9yo: Daddy, how does our family get money? Me: I have a job 9yo: You do? Me: You know that band where I’m a ninja? 9yo: YOU GET PAID FOR DOING THAT???
- At some point during college, I lost my high school class ring. Today, 24 years or so later, I got this email.
- The secret to a successful creative life is to care deeply while simultaneously not giving a fuck.
- Do a simple task now? No thanks, I’d prefer to wait until the last minute and turn it into a huge problem for myself
- It finally happened. “Daddy, what’s a meme?”
- Audrey (3yo): Tweet tweet! Me: Aw, are you a birdy? Audrey: Yes! I’m a mommy bird! Me: Where are your babies? Audrey: They’re eggs! They’re so cute!!! Me: And is there a daddy bird? Audrey, suddenly serious: He died a long time ago
- Audrey (4yo) and I saw a big rainbow flag while in West Hollywood today. Audrey: Daddy, what’s that? Me: A rainbow flag. It reminds us that there are lots of different kinds of people in the world & that we should love everyone. Audrey: Well I already love everyone, so I WIN.
- petition to rename the USA “Donkey Kong Country” pls RT
- RIP our sweet dog Coco, who we had to put down today after several weeks of rapidly worsening health problems. She was a great dog, and we’re happy we could provide her with a loving home during the last several years of her life.
- *in pool with Audrey* Audrey: Daddy, I am the queen of the pool! You are a PEASANT. Me: Oh, I am? Well... Audrey: PEASANTS DON’T TALK
- can’t believe logan paul turned out to be uncool
