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My phone came back to life. The underwater frog photo was probably pushing it a little bit
Millie
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Newborn baby stomped my foot so hard it’s got a big lump and I can’t walk without limping- I’m sick to my stomach these people are claiming my dead grandmother’s possessions to be their own that’s my hand I want to attack youuu
- these people are driving all around us
- this is truly disgusting like you guys are awful people and not even pretending not to beMatched with the most perfect girl on hinge and she told me she hates drugs and alcohol so I’m pulling out the whole arsenal (lying)
- I think this is the most magical video I’ve ever takenReplying to @bumpasshell
00:00 - My dad said “Paul from the Beatles is dead” at dinner last night so assertively that we all stopped and looked at him in shock and he went on to say “He died in the 80s and was replaced-“ and everybody just groaned
- Okay so I cried at the bank and the teller that helped me just left me a voicemail saying he’s worried about me and wants me to give him a call back “if I care”. Am I going insane?Cartoonishly bad day I’ve used up all of my tears for the month
- Tomorrow is her last day aliveVery big horse
- Replying to @bumpasshellOkay so the thing is I work with horses. Obviously a human newborn could not inflict that kind of damage
