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- for no particular reason i want to bring up the serial rapist in india who was continuously found not guilty of his crimes because of corruption and misogyny so 200 women beat him to death on the courthouse floor. just saying
- hey so i think it’s less of a “male loneliness” epidemic and more of a “young men becoming nazis at a concerningly high rate” epidemic
- i am once again asking why the fuck we take taxes from 15-17 year olds paychecks when they aren’t allowed to vote bc to me that sounds a little bit like taxation without representation
- this might sound cynical but i’ve always wondered why no billionaire has singlehandedly funded the halting/reversal of climate change solely for the sake of satisfying their narcissism by being able to say they literally saved the entire human race
- “housewife” this “1950s” that….. my bitch in christ they were giving those ladies drugs and lobotomies because they were so depressed and unhappy with their lives i am going to beat the shit out of you
- is this too much to ask for
- so unfortunately smoking cigarettes does make you look really cool. especially if you’re a girl. it really sucks about the whole cancer part because it truly looks phenomenally sick
- just remembered that time i said if i ever had a son who grew up to be a rapist or murderer i would not love him anymore and boy moms attacked me for like a week straight so i would like to double down on that and say that not only would i no longer love him, i would k*** him♥️
- remember that time a radom man stumbled upon my shop and saw that i was an 18 year old girl running a successful business so he assumed i didn’t pay my taxes and reported me for tax evasion but plot twist i found his ass and he was a freelance musician with no business license :)
- school busHe's fully charged
- when u hold ur hand out for a little cat and they aggressively squish their face into it
- no bc how the fuck do u make friends as a self employed young adult who isn’t in college, does not have coworkers, and has lost every ounce of social skills due to barely leaving the house throughout the entire pandemic
- can never kill myself cuz if someone finally robs the fuck out of the british museum i have got to be online that day
