Babe had his dick pressed up against my ass when he asked me how many taquitos I wanted and I said βall of itβ thinking bout some other shit so now I got 21 taquitos to eat
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- Fentanyl overdoses in Texas will now be considered βpoisoningsβ therefore, dealers will be charged with homicide if caught π₯°
- Men who eat box on the first link go to heaven
- Please teach your daughters that coming home from a failed relationship or marriage is better than coming home in a coffin
- Tried taking a video of my tattoo drunk and actually kind of ate it up π
00:00 - Somewhere thereβs a girl waiting for a Snapchat back from one of these dweebs. Pray for our lost sisterGet a fucking grip
- Can we talk about how depression makes you numb to everything so you pick a fight or have sex or get blackout drunk just to feel something ?? Or are we still ignoring that
- I love when people with $60K cars wanna play road rage with me. My cars worth $958 and my life sucks I will kill us both
- update on my life: my boyfriend literally totaled my car and ghosted me for a fat bitch what the fuck
- You see me coming up the stairs at a party, wyd?
- Marry me. I inherit 1500 acres. Iβm a good time. What more do you fuckers want
