don't know ANYTHING about his politics, but the CEO of Arizona Iced Tea has kept then 23oz cans 99 cent through 2 recessions. I'll vote for him if he runs
Brian Simpson
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Brian Simpson
@bscomedian
- If he "defending his wife" Will Smith got a lot more people to slap.
- I'd like like to hire the guy that went thru 7000 hours of video and made a supercut of every "n-word". I want to get him to do the same with my comedy sets; except he's looking for the the words "here's the thing" and "my dick".
- To be fair an abusive man winning a prestigious award 10 minutes later is peak Hollywood.
- The wildest take to me is the whole "that'll teach comedians to watch what they say" Nigga NO!. Every comedian aint pushing 60, on the stage at the Oscars, and caught off guard. If you rush my stage, you catching hands and feet.
- I have never hated a fictional character more than I hate Wendy Byrd from Ozark.
- Dear Hollywood screenwriters, Have you ever actually heard a Black person scream "BooYa!". Why this in every script?
- Why is standup comedy so fucking dope? I love this shit!
- Somebody get ahold of Ari Shaffir and just tell him to leave this one alone...
- White dudes love to answer the phone "Hello"!, pronounced, (Yellow)
- Dear comics. When I pass away in an untimely fashion (It's coming), don't post pictures or memories. Erotic fanfic Only!
- Replying to @benshapiroMost people have no problem admitting that these institutions "were" racist and discriminatory. The problem is the people that claim they aren't anymore, have a hard time telling you when it stopped. Did all the racist cops retire? Were the victims of redlining made whole? Etc?
- You ever see a porn that's too hilarious to cum too?