brute de farce (@brutedefarce) / X

brute de farce

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brute de farce

@brutedefarce

Benjamin Franklin Disrespecter 🚬

Tour De Farce

Joined April 2023

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brute de farce
@brutedefarce
Jul 5, 2023
You can't thrive fully as a man until you've read the book Holes by Louis Sachar. Stanley Yelnats. Wrong place. Wrong time. Convicted. Sentenced to dig holes at Camp Green Lake. Doesn't fit in. Clearly has ADHD. Goes from low on totem pole to alpha fucking male. Spits in
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brute de farce
@brutedefarce
Jun 21, 2023
Woke up this morning Still standing Chug 2L of water Smoke 3 cigs Coffee on Grass fed/finished ribeye Carton of free range eggs Phone rings Investor begging to send me $1.9m Hang on up him He calls back 10min later Offers $2.9m Bag secured 5mile kettle bell
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brute de farce
@brutedefarce
Dec 9, 2024
Still fucking standing
i Expose Racists & Pedos
@SeeRacists
Dec 8, 2024
‼️Fentanyl addiction in America is out of control
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brute de farce
@brutedefarce
Jul 3, 2024
Can’t fathom getting bodied by a star. Very gay.
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brute de farce
@brutedefarce
Jul 8, 2023
Waffle House this morning. Black coffee. Order T-Bone and eggs. Standing at the bar. Smoking my cig. Manager comes up to me. “This one’s on the house, boss” Places food in front of me. Extra steak. I nod. No need to even speak. Eat my meal. 20 body squats between
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brute de farce
@brutedefarce
Jun 11, 2024
You know that feeling in high school when you raw dogged a girl and didn’t pull out fast enough and the next 3 weeks are full of persistent dread, worry, anxiety, and lost sleep for fear of becoming a teen dad? That’s how you should feel every fucking day.
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brute de farce
@brutedefarce
Jul 9, 2023
True story time. In Manhattan for meetings. Absolute garbage bin of a city. Buildings are vertical but the energy is horizontal. Not a Waffle House in fucking sight. Meeting with this pencil dick angel investor. Looking to raise $1.9m for a new crypto venture. Mastros
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brute de farce
@brutedefarce
Apr 19, 2024
Friday. Still fucking standing. Morning wood stiffer than a Russian made cocktail. 20 cigs before first sip of water. Feel like a dead man standing. Dump scorching hot coffee on head. Almost awake. ADHD starts pulsing in my veins. Phone. Wallet. Keys. All lost. Holes
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brute de farce
@brutedefarce
May 16, 2023
I highly recommend you fuck a disgustingly fat bitch at least once a quarter. No condom. Maintain eye contact. It builds mental fortitude. Teaches you how to find pain even in pleasure. Heart of a lion.
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brute de farce
@brutedefarce
Jul 4, 2023
🇺🇸 July 4 Wake up Still standing 4 cigs Coffee brewing Bang my wife to the national anthem Dozen pasture raised eggs 5 grass fed/finished hot dogs (no bun) Naked sun bath Capris on 7mile kettle bell walk to batting cages Fastest cage, no bat, no helmet Wearing
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brute de farce
@brutedefarce
May 12, 2024
The Miami fagmaxxing broccoli hair copywriter pandemic needs to end.
phillip karcz
@phillipkarcz
May 12, 2024
my boss just gave me a prezzi today
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brute de farce
@brutedefarce
Apr 22, 2025
You know what AI can’t do? Smoke a cigarette. Lesson in there.
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brute de farce
@brutedefarce
Jun 25, 2024
Replying to @choeshow
Would
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brute de farce
@brutedefarce
May 10, 2024
Maxed out Amex(s) $1.90 in the checking account Penthouse suite at the Red Roof Inn Room service lady in the hall “Hola” Smack her on the ass and wink Light 3 cigs Blinders on now Mission only Cash ex wife’s grandmas social security checks Sitting pretty now Holes
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