Bruce Greene
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Bruce Greene
@brucegreene
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- We finally got married and I'm realizing how lucky I am to have this woman as my wife!
- Neither one of us have ever gotten anyone pregnant or gotten pregnant so OUR PARTS WORK! Seriously though we are SO EXCITED!
- I'm excited for the next generations of Xbox after Series X. Xbox Series X2 Xbox Series X3: The Last Stand Xbox Series Origins: Wolverine Xbox Series First Class Xbox Series Days of Future Past Xbox Series Apocalypse Xbox Series Dark Phoenix
- Elara Ixchel Greene. Born safely and lovingly at home 3/30/23. She is everything and more! 🧡 And I have to say: watching @_rufhaus have a home birth and go through 16 hours of labor was maybe the most amazing thing I've ever seen a human do. My wife is a fucking superhero.
- I saw a 10-year-old kid trick-or-treating as Tanjiro from Demon Slayer and said "I love Demon Slayer!" and his friend said "oh yeah what's his character's name?" and I froze up
- Every time you say something to someone on the internet, imagine you're standing in front of them saying those words. Then ask yourself: "Would I talk to them like that in person?"
- I finally figured out something I can tweet that no one will disagree with me on: Keanu Reeves rules.
- My wife, Autumn, has her birthday today, and she's sitting on our couch hungover licking the salt and vinegar off chips and watching TikToks. She's literally my perfect match. Please show her birthday love on this thread ❤️
- I'm tired of seeing people complain on Twitter. I know that we are all going through some of the toughest shit ever. So RT this and I'll pick someone at random to win how much Donald Trump paid in personal federal income taxes in 2016 and 2017. I wanna make SOMEONE HAPPY FFS!
- Robinhood and other stock apps make money on trades. They suspended trading for a lot of stocks today. They are willfully losing money as a business to save hedge funds and billionaires and their own skin. That's not even capitalism any more.
- This dude is crying because he got "attacked". No, you got out-played at your own game.
- Wait, so are we tweeting about how we shouldn't be racist to each other? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Judge each other NOT by the color of our skin but by the content of our character. Whoever doesn't listen and adhere to Dr. King's words is a dumbass.
