honestly her branding herself as someone who is really short and horny just works so well i can’t explain it
"i'm sabrina carpenter, and i know a thing or two about a great bang 😏"
SABRINA ISTG 😭
bri
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bri
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was told she would “make a great lawyer” as a child | she/her
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Joined June 2013
- because i am not having sex with a naziThe internet has made human interactions so popcorn like….. Why are you on the first date asking someone their political views? Like why are y’all putting so much pressure on people that fast
- you were 9 in 2015 sometimes things aren’t meant for you and that’s okay babyidk why y’all are acting suprised that ‘06 babies were also capable of being directioners..
- princess diana literally was princess diana for gay people
- it is just so strange to go from adoring a musician for years during the peak of your adolescence, have to then come to terms with the fact he is abusive and cruel in reality, and then have to learn of his gruesome death and try to fit that all into a neat statement
- you mean to tell me this whole time you guys were fawning over a book about… domestic violence?First trailer for ‘IT ENDS WITH US’, starring Blake Lively & Justin Baldoni. In theaters on August 9.
- THIS IS THE GREATEST NEWS OF MY LIFEDid you hear the news? The Spice Family grew by two 💙#BluesCluesandYou
- roman polanski woody allen casey affleck gary oldman jared leto harvey weinstein sean penn kevin spaceyThe Academy does not condone violence of any form. Tonight we are delighted to celebrate our 94th Academy Awards winners, who deserve this moment of recognition from their peers and movie lovers around the world.
- lord the men you put on this earth to be hunters and providers think that marriage is a bigger commitment than children
- amy winehouse was right, what kind of fuckery is this
- i fundamentally, truly, and wholly, do not understand how we come back from this.
- some people are just so Good at being celebrities manGlen Powell makes his SNL hosting debut.
- one direction got three baby mamas and zero rings……just ghetto
