my sister taught my 1yo nephew sign language but i don’t know sign language so he’s sitting here signing mysterious stuff at me and looking at me like im a moron
theres a woman i see on hinge whenever i'm single and on that app. every time around, she sends me a message, we make plans, she bails at the last minute, she deletes her account, we see each other again months or years later, rinse, repeat. we're growing old together, in a way
shooting the shit with the contractor on site today, he was like “Yeah clients decided to swap to a steel hearth at the fireplace, it’s gonna look super slick man” and i was like “Steel huh isn’t that gonna get really hot” and he froze for like ten seconds & whipped out his phone
circulated meeting notes to a client after a call and she wrote back like "Wow these notes are really good! Which AI are you using?? We're trying to decide which one to use in our office!" its called paying attention lady. its called brainpower.
we need the thing they have in japan where every phone camera makes a loud ass noise when you take a pic. people have gotten too comfortable being psycho