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i am now on the Other Blue Site now as harleymayfield; while i won't be deleting this account, i don't intend to use this platform any more unless it changes hands! 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
harleymayfield (on the butterfly site)
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harleymayfield (on the butterfly site)
@breadwitchery
big cat person, also a fan of little cats
- if someone's an anxious apologiser, instead of saying "stop saying sorry", it's so much kinder to say "you have nothing to apologise for". it's not commanding. it's comforting.
- PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: asking “can i kiss you” DOES NOT ruin the moment it’s actually incredibly hot
- i called dungeons & dragons "d&d" in a tweet so a guy decided to correct me: it's D&D. capital D. thank goodness there's REAL FANS to tell me these things! unrelatedly, wizards of the coast has worked with me six times
- the amount of people mocking the sex workers who will lose their livelihoods due to onlyfans banning explicit content is disgusting. i can't imagine being such a callous human being and thinking it's cool.
- "men and women can't be friends because the sex part gets in the way" so do bisexual people just have no friends or
- being a girl and going to bars with guy friends is a disorienting experience (sadly based off an actual conversation)
00:00 - why is the canada goose such an aggressive creature if it has canada in the name? well, at birth, each canadian is assigned a goose, which grows with them and absorbs all their rage,
- "not all cops" you're right, connor from detroit: become human would never do this
- yes, streaming hogwarts legacy will empower jk rowling. yes, even if you fundraise while doing it. you're platforming the intellectual property of harry potter, which is where jkr gets her cultural capital. if you denounce jkr, please be consistent and don't promote her stuff.
- SEEING GAY PEOPLE ON TELEVISION WILL NOT MAKE YOUR CHILD GAY!!!! watching "the mummy" will make your child gay
- i'm still LIVID i was told repeatedly by medical staff that IUD insertion would be just "slightly uncomfortable" and i'd then have "minor cramps for a few days". the procedure was agony and i've been in pain for weeks. reproductive healthcare for ppl w/ vaginas is a joke.
- MY VISA FOR CANADA JUST GOT APPROVED!!!!! I'M OFFICIALLY MOVING THERE!! 😭 🎉
- not sure why the villagers of stardew valley judge me for dumpster diving but not for my damp, heaving backpack full of dead fish