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my greatest fear in life is not being relatable. does anyone else feel this way? deleting if no
christain🍕
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christain🍕
@boyruminating
what happens next will shock you
Joined November 2016
- my neck... my back... my pussy... my crack..... long ago, the four nations lived together in peace and harmony
- am i crazy or was this the best summer ever?? i watched so many funny instagram reels and on top of that tiktoks
- just learned that all of the "You're the best!" texts my dad sends me are one of three quick reply options in his Toyota Rav4
- (noticing someone is getting more attention than me): owww i think i just got shot in the ear too.......
- marry me and receive my dowry: instagram follows from 8-10 of my closest friends
- moving to bushwick this week! one step closer to my dream of smoking a cigarette
- the airpod case is the mother and the airpods are her babies
- Replying to @boyruminatingthe other options are of course "Thanks!" and "👍"
- my so-called "socialist roommate" is mad that i ate his plums...
- *waking up hungover after a bushwick warehouse party*: oh my god i think i bought a zine last night....
- i wish there was a tab on instagram that had nothing in it. no stories, no posts, no ads. no other users, no reels. i just need a place to think
- Replying to @mr_froodojust because he didnt type it doesnt mean he doesnt mean it!!
