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boxfan17
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Baked as shit to the point of shivering paranoia. You reach out of your THC induced psychosis and place an order for pizza, "this will soothe me." What feels like an eternity passes. Then, the police arrive. They have your pizza.When a delivery driver was arrested during a traffic stop, our officers made sure the pizza still got to the customer. The order was Hot-N-Ready, and the suspect was Caught-N-Steady. 🍕🚨 We’re committed to serving our community 24/7—whether it’s safety or pizza delivery!
00:00- Weed addicts think the world works by looney tunes rulesPerfect way to hide the penjamin smoke in public
00:00 - At the wedding today there was an open oyster bar. (Incredible move. What a kindness.) Early in the night the shucker said "you really like oysters huh?", in the middle he said "wow you keep coming back" and at the end of the night he said "I'm proud of you."
- Just got off a recruiter screening for one of those @JobsNowPR roles. So strange. Guy just listed about two dozen technologies and wanted me to say # years of experience for each. Told me nothing about the role. Probably just trying to filter me out.
You collect plushies. I collect the most stunning girls on HyperEVM. Built different.- Replying to @peater_22It's because he's Chinese, idk how or why but I just know it
- Boden is going way higher but I'm gonna go ahead and cash out a bunch here to pay off my student loans.
- New girl at work labored all day yesterday on some difficult project. I walked by at the end of the day and looked at her whiteboard. It said PROJECT BRAINSTORM: - app
- Buddy's wife might have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome which is when you smoke so much weed for so long you have a cyclic vomiting response
- Replying to @berlugabI lost count.....the first few plates I was polite and got like 4 but when it started being only me going up I started grabbing them by the dozen. Wide range I know but maybe 50-100
- For over one year I have been glued to my phone because I wanted just one more runnerbought some jeo boden @ 20k mcap
