Did he just smoke, call himself a poet and eat 7 bars of chocolate then call himself a modern idiot just to piss us all off 🤣
Ari
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Joined May 2013
- Matty reunited Oasis but Taylor reunited Stevie and LindseyLOVE IS REAL
- The way he went out of his way to cast a woman taller than him because-
- She’s being… kind of weird
- Can we all agree, this is the least tortured he has ever looked?happy tortured poets day
- Him managing to stay off the Internet for this is insane growthDakota Johnson tells Amy Poehler that she had a dream about Matty Healy being a murderer: “When the people were looking for him — they’re cops maybe, I don’t know — he would turn into a piece of asparagus.”
- Idk who needs to hear this, but if you are team Conrad, team Jess Mariano, team Edward… you are also team Matty Healy
- I still can’t believe Matty Healy was the muse behind folklore and we didn’t know for years
- I loved their little friend group of the world’s best singer songwriters and artists….2 years ago today 🥲
00:00 - Matty is exactly the type of man who would say this ain’t gonna be a response to TTPD and then release an album that is specifically a response to TTPD
- The night she told the band she couldn’t remember if she had a man and made the whole place shimmer
- You mean to tell me in the midst of all the other chaos happening this week, THIS JUST SAW THE LIGHT OF DAY?? The smirking??So you mean to tell me someone has just been holding onto this for 2 years??????? The audacity














