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Fellow middle aged ladies: this summer we’re doing Granny skincare.
-Pond’s cold cream
- Nivea cream
- Dusting powders
- Camay soap
- Lancôme
BouffantBecky
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BouffantBecky
@bouffantbecky
Pro-Abortion, pyro-lusting, heating pad enthusiast. Only accepting Cash, Gas or Grass. Trans Rights! She/Her ♈️ ♐️ ♋️
Alabama Swamps
Joined December 2018
- Whatever he did to all of them on that plane must’ve been terrible.Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s daughter, Shiloh, filed a request to legally drop Pitt from her surname on her 18th birthday.
- George W Bush gave me a $100 on an EBT card after hurricane Katrina, and y’all are fussing about $700? You know what we got from FEMA under a republican? Trailers with poison insulation and flooring. But, do go on with your imaginary injustices.
- Replying to @bouffantbeckyI highly recommend being medicated. It’ll settle your nervous systems.
- I would like to formally apologize to Black women for revealing to my brother that we have a branch of African American ancestors. He is now using this as an opener to hit on y’all. Don’t date him. He’s broke.
- Replying to @bouffantbeckyI always forget how crazy y’all are.
- Jennifer Garner giving Ben Affleck his surprise Christmas gift! 🎄
- Replying to @introvertnfjAnd George Clooney did another movie with him that’s coming out.
- Trey Gowdy looks like he'd sue me in small claims court for a lost Pyrex lid.
