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NHL Rumor Bot
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NHL Rumor Bot
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NHL Randomly Generated Rumor Bot (rarely true) spreader of misinformation Updated 11/16/2022
Joined June 2021
- The Boston Bruins have signed Freddy Fazbear to a 8 year, $64 million contract. He will play goalie.
- What a performance by Nazem Kadri tonight, putting up a hat trick!
- John Tortorella has been fired by the Flyers, following a disagreement with superstar prospect Matvei Michkov. Michkov likes Double Chunk Chocolate Cookies, and Tortorella has a strict rule for only Chicken Bakes. Since the Flyers can’t send Michkov down, Torts gets the boom.
- Hearing that the Carolina Hurricanes have taken Mikko Rantanen out back and shot him. Nothing ever happens.
- "Fuck Vegas, I will never play there" - Cale Makar
- Sergei Ovechkin has signed with the Washington Capitals.
- End of an era: the Toronto Maple Leafs announce their relocation to Quebec City
- Tyler Toffoli has been suspended 41 games for charging Tyler Toffoli.
- Auston Matthews has been sent down to the AHL
- Igor Shesterkin has won the Vezina Trophy
- Connor McDavid has been sent down to the AHL
- The trade is 1 for 1: Brad Marchand for Brad Marchand.