Grocery shopping is so scary …… there are items that cost 6.99 that have never been 6.99 before
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shine bright like a corn
- When a frog eats a bug in a documentary about frogs vs when a frog eats a bug in a documentary about bugs
- In Chicago… you cannot get,,, food, after 10pm. There are no,,, bodegas, or bagelsmiths. If you didn’t visit a grocery store, or a restaurant, by sunset, you,,, die.
- Ancient relics excited about being dug up after 3,000 years:someone DATE MEEEE
- Me a month ago: I’ll just do a duolingo lesson whenever I poop 🙂 Me now with a severe intestinal virus:
- How websites feel making you click “No thanks, I don’t like free stuff!” on a pop-up
GIF - He sees you when you're giving He knows when you have ate He clocks if you're a flop or slay So be fierce for goodness sake
- I’ve seen this a hundred times but never the first 5 seconds, they look like actors getting into their marks on stage to perform a story I know
