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"I wonder what it would be like if I could go back to 2004 and dominate the competitive melee scene ๐ค"
2004 spectators: "this f*ggot sure does spotdodge on platforms a lot"
bonfire10๐ต๐ธ
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bonfire10๐ต๐ธ
@bonfireten
I'm Tori ๐ I play melee. She/her
New Hampshire, USA
Joined April 2012
- this makes it legal to fire people from their jobs and evict them from their homes purely because they're trans btwToday, I signed into law a bill that safeguards the rights of women and girls.
00:00 - meanwhile offscreen...
It's actually more like this - TO: How'd it go? Melee Player: I lost 3-0. Super close games though. TO: Oh, okay
00:00 - Pretty happy with my transition, think I'm gonna start taking T so I can prestige and do it again. 9 more times and I get the golden pussy skin.
- "You can't charge more than 15$ for entry fee" Oh that's fine, the tournament is actually free, they're just paying entry fee for the "convention". "You can't payout cash prizes" No problem, we don't do that, the TO is just friends with Cody and gave him $3,000 as a gift.
- Yall still wait in security lines at majors? Couldn't be me
- it took 11 years but they finally banned enough people for me to sneak into the 90s ๐
- I like L canceling because it gatekeeps people from playing melee and physically harms the ones who do
- You guys notice that boomers don't seem to know how to use ellipses? I asked a coworker if he minded swapping shifts with me and his response was just: "sure...." He didn't mean to sound negative at all, but for millennials that translates to, "okay, but go fuck yourself".
- Just found out there's literally an entire discord dedicated to tracking all my tournament losses... The haters are obsessed Who tf is "Melee Stats Podcast"??
