The couple in this photo are IG famous ex-Mormons who do tons of drugs and had a child out of wedlock. Oh and the guy has face tattoos as well. Not quite the trad American dream!
Vice President J.D. Vyvanse
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Vice President J.D. Vyvanse
@bonethirty
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- they hated Her because She told the truth
00:00 - I look at this list of dates and I see a dog who has been working on himself for 9 months. He falls off the wagon once and so we all publicly shame him?hall of famer?
- Replying to @bonethirtysimilarly a lot of commenters freak out when people show a lot of salt going into a dish saying it’s too much—bc you know they don’t realize that ONION SALT they pour into everything actually, y’know, has salt in it
i've been soft launching succession writer's room misogyny allegations but give 2 more episodes of this and i'll launch it hard- This British guy: “Americans will have their MINDS BLOWN by this all-you-can-eat buffet”
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- Replying to @ding3rslol @ all these replies still not getting it. he literally hit the pancreatic cancer lottery by getting the one kind that’s actually treatable but then he fucked off on a fruitarian diet until the point it became untreatable
- Replying to @TradNormlol jinx I just made a follow up tweet about all those ppl freaking out about salt cuz they don’t realize their dried seasoning mixes are full of it
- I think this @wyatt_privilege tweet to myself whenever I knock over one of my many bottles on the bathroom counter
what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
