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the usual aplomb
@bonatlantic
ass in @standatlantic but i also own some cats and ill drink anything if its free
Ass
Joined September 2010
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    This will be my pinned tweet
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    got my period (fuck off if thats tmi grow up) and i have no pockets so my spare tampon is under my beanie pls do not take off my hat tonight my tampons are very friendly thank u
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    I KNOW I IM ANNOYING BUT I JUST NEED TO ADRESS THE FACT THAT AS SOON AS WE GOT ON STAGE I REALISED I DIDNT CHANGE MY TAMPON AND I FELT THE LIQUID AND THE WHOLE SET ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS HOW I COULD POTENTIALLY PAUSE THE SHOW TO GO DO IT BUT I DIDNT BC ROCK COMES FIRST
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    If u think being in a band is glamourouus then think again bc i just put a fuckin tampon in in an alleyway 3 mins before goin on stage bc no toilet :)
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    happy hannyversary to my favourite fish in the whole wide sea!!! normally im the first person to cringe at these posts but she is my main squeeze so let me be goo just one time 😠 You got a big heart (and mouf 🙃) n i love you but i got a character limit here so that all i got x
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    w - when will you a - all p - realise that big bang theory is a below average sitcom
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    my toxic trait is that its 2023 and i still let ‘cool beans’ slip out of my stupid ugly little mouth every so often
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    sung ‘skinny dipping in baked beans’ tonight n no one noticed 😪
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    new record gonna be horny as hell bitch lets rock
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    album 2 baby we off!!!!!!!!
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    its out, its fun, its flirty and its homophobic if u dont listen to it xo
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    fuck it hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
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    im bi but im also pretty fucking gay!!!!!!! enjoy ur life!!!!!!! happy pride!!!!!!!
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    cant tweet too busy makin dumb memes
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