coworker spent 5 mins straight complaining about his gf texting him silly things throughout the day but i say “it’d break my heart if i found out my bf spoke about me like that” and now IM the bad guy
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Australia— she/her
Joined May 2012
- young boy was translating for his angel of a grandmother who only spoke chinese and at one point he got visibly embarrassed and goes “she said you look like a movie star and hopes you have a movie star boyfriend too” and when i turn back to her she’s giving me two thumbs up
- pov: you’re a woman over 25 talking to extended family at christmasYou’re so beautiful. I just imagined you pregnant and started tearing up
- modern halloween traditions are the one thing we SHOULD be copping from the states these people are just miserableThe Australians don’t fuck about
- daydrinking with 2 lovely heterosexual women after 7 years of only befriending lesbians is an incredibly eye opening experience i dont think im going to make it out of this unchanged
- the men are writing fanfiction about me being the doctor for their favourite football team
- what if we wrapped the vaccine in a little bit of ham
- Replying to @justallroutineshe was asking him what jellycat she should buy and he went on a little rant about how he doesn’t care + doesn’t find the things she sends him funny and i just?? am i supposed to feel bad? u suck bro thats mean
- how the fuck are palestiniens meant to carry this much grief around for the rest of their lives
- this is my legacy now huh?
- shoutout to whoever came up with the word “smitten” that’s exactly what it is
