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prance
@bocxtop
crisis actor [email protected]
- when I was in hs I told my teacher I was gonna get my PhD from Harvard. She laughed and said “that’s a tough goal maybe be more realistic?” Today I’m happy to announce that I’ve been put on academic probation and have 0 chance of getting into grad school. She was completely right
- Chadwick was the first superhero a lot of black kids could really look up to and identify as. That kind of legacy is...unparalleled and today we found out he was a superhero in real life too, battling cancer while entertaining millions. That strength is rare, Rest in Power King.
- it’s literally harder to sign into gmail from a new device than it is to breach the capitol walls
- don’t understand ppl who are productive during the weekend, weekends are for feeling weird and wondering if ur friends hate u
- this can't be the same body i used to wake up at 7 to go to school for eight hours then go to practice then come home and do chores then homework
- Black people don't care if u stop saying "master bedroom" or if u remove problematic shows from decades ago from hulu, Black people want an end to police brutality and institutionalized racism. everything else is useless pandering
- tsa agent held up my bin and said to everyone else in line “THIS IS WHAT ALL OF YOURS SHOULD LOOK LIKE” greatest moment of my fucking life
- “wow yall really trust a vaccine that was made in 8 months???” u were made in 9 months and we still let ur dumbass walk around unsupervised
- when u get hired and ur boss is like "this isn't just a job it's a family" u bout to have the WORST experience of your life
- elon musk spending $43 billion to stop getting bullied on twitter when he could’ve simply been less annoying is insane
