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Loving beyond words being on tour —And doing an all new show of standup and music. Hope to see you out there. More dates being added continually as we go further into 2022... For tickets, go to: BobSaget.com
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bob saget
@bobsaget
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
- I need every bad bitch up in Equinox. I need to know right now if you're a freak or not.
- Loved tonight’s show @PV_ConcertHall in Jacksonville. Appreciative audience. Thanks again to @RealTimWilkins for opening. I had no idea I did a 2 hr set tonight. I’m happily addicted again to this shit. Check BobSaget.com for my dates in 2022.
- Oh. My. God. I spend my day cleaning and vacuuming and sanitizing everything in the house. I have become Danny Tanner.
- Devastated. Met Norm in Ottawa when he was in my audience at 17 years old. Been close for decades. We have lost a comedic genius. No other voice in comedy has been as uniquely prolific, brazen, dark, hilarious, and heartfelt. Love you forever, Norm.
- Last night’s debate upset me more than when Stephanie drove a car into the kitchen.
- The next iPhone should have butthole recognition.
- Should I run for President too? I don’t much about anything...
- I Got Broads In Atlanta Twisting Dope, Lean, And The Fanta Credit Cards And The Scammers Hitting The Licks In The Bando.
- I think Philadelphia has the best potholes in the United States.
- I want to join One Direction.
- So sad is the passing of Alan Thicke. Such a good husband, father, brother, and friend. He will be deeply missed. Rest in peace dear Alan.
